EVERiiWHERE

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? ;)

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:34:32 -0500

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Fuck me if I’m wrong but, haven’t we met before?

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair. «wtf!? lol

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

If I look the way you look when you walk, I’d walk everywhere I went.«whaa?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. «Seriously? WHO MAKES THESE?

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:04:50 -0500

Roflcopther.

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 01:31:06 -0500

likeabear:

ilikeyourfaceee:

i just need this on my blog forever and always

love this man and gif more than i can even describe

likeabear: ilikeyourfaceee: whendidshegetallconfident: corky-b...

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 01:19:40 -0500

likeabear:

ilikeyourfaceee:

whendidshegetallconfident:

corky-b-roll:

-fearmeforiamdeath:

nightingalesyndrome:

katizuo:

strangel:

cielswife:

come-hither:

kezzi:

“what are you doing?”

ohgod haha

“Until she opened the side-entrance, I had fancied, without thinking about it, that it must neccesarily be night-time.”

what in the fuck

Maybe right now, you dont even know who you are talking to, huh?
lolwut?

“It is around this time that he starts to talk a lot.”

does this mean I’m very good or very bad?

“I felt bad for him.”

……

He breathed wetly through the slimy hanging forest of his face.

“The question is, who are you?” LMFAO

“It’s not a matter of right and wrong”

“Cute.” WHAT

“She’s gone now, i think dead”

omg

“As far as i can tell, suzanne gets paid a lot of money to boss…”

um…………… okay………

“At such times you find yourselves adrift in anxiety, unprepared once more for the onslaught of stomach cramps and hideous sweat, wandering the city with vague thoughts of shoplifting.” W.t.f. lol

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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:59:58 -0500

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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:24:20 -0500

jensucks: Jordan: Wait, you actually signed me up?Angela: I...

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 01:38:13 -0500

jensucks:

Jordan: Wait, you actually signed me up?
Angela: I know, in a way it was wrong, but I just have a feeling that this is going to be really good.
Jordan: I don’t know…
Angela: So whoever is going to tutor you, their name is next to yours.
Jordan: Brain? Kraykow?
Angela: Wait, maybe this is a bad idea…
Jordan: No. If, if I’m already signed up… Are you… Brain?
Brian: Brian.

-marguerite: <333333

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 01:22:16 -0500

-marguerite:

<333333

joebspecial: This photograph, taken in March 2007, shows an old...

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 19:26:01 -0500

joebspecial:

This photograph, taken in March 2007, shows an old derelict castle in Romania. During that time it had a lot of construction to make it safer for tourists and people visiting, but a tragic accident happened during the construction, and a man aged 38 died when a building collapsed on him. Rumours have it that ever since then the site is being haunted by the spirit of the man who died. Little evidence is known for this, but this picture is from a family holiday photo which a woman shot in April of 2008, and it is obvious that we can see a ghostly figure to the right of the image.

Boots.

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 19:22:18 -0500

Boots.

Eventually.

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 23:28:29 -0500

This wanting of a fire is defiling my lungs.

Choking back broken pieces of my soul,

Staining the core of my bones.

Manipulating every motion,

Forcing poison as a comfort.

These emotionless details are just to deceive.

The exact ones that scream, I’M FINE, if you ask me.

These sticks taunt my lips of things that will never be,

While polluted eyes blink heavily,

To ignore those brightly burning balls you’ve catapulted into my sky.

You’ve set fire to my night.

I recoil from the warmth,

With the realization that my stars are only dimly lit.

Recognition in my fingers bum a flame within my fist.

I sit back to watch my atmosphere blown to bits.

A recycled move,

Owning all intentions of a fix.

I inhale chaos,

As the smoke wraps my skin.

This ache is just a wanting of reinsurance.

An unsettling need for just a flicker of acknowledgment.

My canvas did exist.

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Fri, 03 Dec 2010 21:47:25 -0500

ashottoremember: smartcasual-: OH MY GODDDDD i wish my cat...

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 21:47:10 -0500

ashottoremember:

smartcasual-:

OH MY GODDDDD

i wish my cat was cute.

fuckyeahreallygorgeousmen: -somerhalder: heyscarecrow: (via...

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 21:38:23 -0500

fuckyeahreallygorgeousmen:

-somerhalder:

heyscarecrow:

(via stuckinthismadworld, hintofsarcasm)

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Fri, 03 Dec 2010 03:17:38 -0500

awavetossedintheocean: ♥ I wanna live there.

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 03:04:35 -0500

awavetossedintheocean:

♥ I wanna live there.

Until then..it's Work, Van and Chriisma presents. :D

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 03:06:01 -0500

This year started out with me thinking I was going to be a Cosmetologist. Became a Cosmetologist. Got, and then lost, one job in a salon. Was unemployed for what felt like forever. Became a security guard and missed my Cosmetologist license renewal.. so.. Now, I’m just a security guard. Messed up about 3 times at work.. ‘cuz I guess I’m the ditsiest security guard everr. Some where in that realized feelings I have for someone I’m trying to push away from. But even with the distance, it’s kinda hard. :( And everything around me in my family has changed. Relationships have been screwed this year. My closest sibling had the worst year and is.. still struggling.. and now my other sister is having problems with her new one. Not normal ones.. I’m starting to think all men are actually insane. People in my life moved. Regretted, gotten angry or have cried like I’ve never seen them before. But In all that, there are good times, of course. Among the sickness and deaths, babies have been born and those special moments where people just reconnect. I don’t know.. It just seems like this year had/has the most change in it. Or maybe I’m just old enough to really comprehend what’s happening around me now. Humm.. Well, whatever. I was just thinking back. I have a whole month left of 2010 and I have to prepare my half hearted plans for next year to kind of accomplish :)

Every time I see this dude now, I think of that owl pic. Lol

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 05:50:35 -0500

Every time I see this dude now, I think of that owl pic. Lol