You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Fuck me if I’m wrong but, haven’t we met before?
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair. «wtf!? lol
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
If I look the way you look when you walk, I’d walk everywhere I went.«whaa?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. «Seriously? WHO MAKES THESE?
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.